1. Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.

2. We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.

3. I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.

4. You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.

5. It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"