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We'll leave it up to you if you would like the conversations that happen here remain ooc or you would like them to be IC.]

Orihime Inoue | Bleach | OTA

[heartofhope]

1: When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.

2: in my defence, I did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do

3: Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again

4: I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.

5: Sorry, dropped my phone and can't find it. I will text you if found.

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[godzen]

Burning wine?

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[kingcat]

You are the weird crap

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[pilot05]

I believe you have the wrong number. This is Agent Chang of Preventers.

Angeal Hewley | Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core | OTA

[wingsofamonster]

1: Thank you for bringing me home and putting me in my bed. The pillow fort you built around me is also appreciated.

2: The quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself.

3: I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober.

4: Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.

5: Not sure what YOU heard but- he faceplanted trying to do the 15th push-up.

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[pilot05]

Truly, such an innovative insult that I have never heard it before.

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[silversoldier]

Yes

[ It's Sephiroth for you're welcome. ]

Aerith Gainsborough | Final Fantasy 7: Remake | OTA

[ancientflower]

1: I've already sent good vibes your way… they're coming. there's nothing you can do to stop them

2: You're just mad because I have donuts and I'm beautiful.

3: I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no.

4: Is it something I am going to want to hug you for or slap you for?

5: Turns out I really like having huge people around to cuddle me and call me precious.

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[kingcat]

yes

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[pilot05]

I'm not sure I'm the one you're going to want to slap.

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[silversoldier]

People?

Duo Maxwell | Gundam Wing | OTA

[maxwellsdaemon]

1: but there is something about the way you look at me that says "i want to do dirty dirty things with you." I have no choice but to oblige.

2: they just gave me fireworks and firewater. let's make heart attack-inducing magic happen.

3: I thought it was your cat but I was wrong - your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.

4: Everythin is scary I hate bein an adult I hate responsibility tell me a dick joke

5: You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out ‘praise be to the milk gods’ and making people pray to it.

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[kingcat]

I'm not a fucking cat asshole I'm a panther

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[pilot05]

That's because my eyes are open when I look at you.

[suitandshades]

1: And somehow I feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.

2: Run that by me again? You're 'so horny that you're legitimately concerned for my safety when you see me tonight'?

3: You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.

4: That sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat!

5: Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.

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[pilot05]

Sir, I am a law enforcement officer.

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[silversoldier]

I assume you meant to send this to Reno.

Xie Lian ✿ Heaven Official's Blessing ✿ OTA

[cultivatingdisaster]

1: I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.

2: As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply eaten a lot of ketchup.

3: I'm not sure what you are doing right now, but I know that I don't like it. Whatever you are doing. Just stop. Come here.

4: Thank you for bringing me home and putting me in my bed. The pillow fort you built around me is also appreciated.

5: What is... "dtf"?

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[godzen]

[ Aizen actually has no idea so he looks it up before answering because he must maintain that image of knowing everything. ]

Where did you hear this?

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[kingcat]

Fuck off I can eat whoever I want

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[pilot05]

I didn't even know you could get drunk. Do you need me to come escort you home?

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez | Bleach | OTA

[kingcat]

1. Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.

2. I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town

3. I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt

4. i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.

5. In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.

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[silversoldier]

Why would that matter?

Chang Wufei | Gundam Wing | OTA

[pilot05]

1. She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me

2. All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.

3. they won't let me drive with my sombrero

4. TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.

5. So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?

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[suitandshades]

The real question is why didn't you?

Aizen Sousuke | Bleach | OTA

[godzen]

1. Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.

2. We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.

3. I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.

4. You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.

5. It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"

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[kingcat]

The fuck is a lawsuit and why the hell should I care?