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you know what to do

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Xie Lian ✿ Heaven Official's Blessing ✿ OTA

[cultivatingdisaster]

1: I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.

2: As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply eaten a lot of ketchup.

3: I'm not sure what you are doing right now, but I know that I don't like it. Whatever you are doing. Just stop. Come here.

4: Thank you for bringing me home and putting me in my bed. The pillow fort you built around me is also appreciated.

5: What is... "dtf"?

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[godzen]

[ Aizen actually has no idea so he looks it up before answering because he must maintain that image of knowing everything. ]

Where did you hear this?

[cultivatingdisaster]

While busking. A kind gentleman approached me and asked if I was 'DTF'.

[godzen]

Now you have me curious.

[cultivatingdisaster]

And then I asked you what it meant. The story ends there.

Can you tell me what it meant? The man seemed disappointed when he left.

[godzen]

Are you interested in men or women?

[cultivatingdisaster]

Ehh?! My.. my cultivation path relies on chastity. I have no interest in women or men!

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[kingcat]

Fuck off I can eat whoever I want

[cultivatingdisaster]

Whoever? Please refrain from eating people. I'd hate to have to intervene.

[kingcat]

If people don't wanna get eaten they shouldn't be strong enough to draw my attention besides what the fuck else am I supposed to eat

[cultivatingdisaster]

I have a mantou you can have? It has a meat filling and it's still warm. I promise it's never been on the floor.

[kingcat]

I don't know what that is but I eat my prey raw and if you gotta specify it ain't dirty then it definitely is you think I'm duckin stupid or something

[cultivatingdisaster]

A delicious steamed bun. With little toasted sesame seeds. They are fresh, I bought them not long ago.

... Oh. I see. Well that is unfortunate.

[kingcat]

So you eat butts gross

[cultivatingdisaster]

I eat... butts? I don't understand what you mean.

[kingcat]

Yeah probably because you've been eating butts

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[pilot05]

I didn't even know you could get drunk. Do you need me to come escort you home?

[cultivatingdisaster]

oh yes, I can. if the alcoholis strong enoghh. it was strong enoughhh.

[pilot05]

Send me your coordinates.

[cultivatingdisaster]

what did you aask me to send??

[pilot05]

Tell me where you are.

[cultivatingdisaster]

i appeeare to be besides a noble tree.

[pilot05]

Noble? Does that mean a very large tree? Perhaps you could send a picture.

[cultivatingdisaster]

[Of course he can send a picture! And of course he has the camera the wrong way around, so sends a selfie instead!]

itisnt large... Feng Xin would not want to destroy thiis tree. there are many like it lining the street.

[pilot05]

[It's a shame he's not there to watch the soul leaving Wufei's body as he lets out a longsuffering sigh.]

Right. Just stay where you are and I'll see if I can hack the phones to come find you. Keep sending me pictures.