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[fortiscormod]

  

you know what to do

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Duo Maxwell | Gundam Wing | OTA

[maxwellsdaemon]

1: but there is something about the way you look at me that says "i want to do dirty dirty things with you." I have no choice but to oblige.

2: they just gave me fireworks and firewater. let's make heart attack-inducing magic happen.

3: I thought it was your cat but I was wrong - your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.

4: Everythin is scary I hate bein an adult I hate responsibility tell me a dick joke

5: You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out ‘praise be to the milk gods’ and making people pray to it.

3

[kingcat]

I'm not a fucking cat asshole I'm a panther

Re: 3

[maxwellsdaemon]

Meow, motherfucker.

[kingcat]

I do not meow I roar loud enough to make you piss your weird ass quince e pants

[maxwellsdaemon]

the hell is a 'quince e pant'? I'm wearin jeans, bud.

[kingcat]

They're fucking losers is what they are

[maxwellsdaemon]

Huh? That ain't me then! Think you've got the wrong guy.

[kingcat]

Prove it coward

[maxwellsdaemon]

Prove what? Buddy, I think you need to cut back on whatever it is you're takin. It's messing with your head.

[kingcat]

I don't take shit and the only thing messing with my head is Aizen

1

[pilot05]

That's because my eyes are open when I look at you.

[maxwellsdaemon]

Smooth, Wufei. Real smooth. I'm impressed. And a bit turned on.

1/2

[pilot05]

You forget I was once a scholar. I have a deep love of poetry and romance.

2/2

[pilot05]

It's almost as deep as my love for you.

[maxwellsdaemon]

does that mean I can convince you to come on over here and whisper sweet nothings into my ear?

[pilot05]

Very easily. In fact, I'll be right there.

[maxwellsdaemon]

i'm waitin, lover.