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Orihime Inoue | Bleach | OTA

[heartofhope]

1: When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.

2: in my defence, I did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do

3: Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again

4: I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.

5: Sorry, dropped my phone and can't find it. I will text you if found.

1

[godzen]

Burning wine?

[heartofhope]

Wine is nicer when its not on fire, but I'll take what I can get!

[godzen]

I'll have some ready for you, then.

[heartofhope]

Thank you. That's kind of you!

[godzen]

When will you be home?

[heartofhope]

Hmm... In about a half hour? Give or take. Probably take.

4

[kingcat]

You are the weird crap

Re: 4

[heartofhope]

Takes one to know one!

[kingcat]

Is that the best you can come up with

[heartofhope]

I'm rubber and you're glue! (⁀ᗢ⁀)

[kingcat]

The fuck is that supposed to mean I'm not sticky

[heartofhope]

You're no fun. Did you know that?

[kingcat]

Yes

[heartofhope]

Good.

2

[pilot05]

I believe you have the wrong number. This is Agent Chang of Preventers.

[heartofhope]

... Then who was I shouting at??

[pilot05]

No idea ma'am. Do you have a description of the offender?

[heartofhope]

I can't remember... I guess it couldn't have been too important?

[pilot05]

I suppose not, but if he bothers you again feel free to contact me.

[heartofhope]

You're pretty nice! What was your name again? I'm Inoue Orihime!

[pilot05]

Chang Wufei. I'm a fairly recent arrival.

[heartofhope]

Chang-san, it was really nice talking to you! I'm new here too. Are you from... earth, too? Is that too strange a question to ask? It's just I met a woman the other day who wasn't so now it's a question I should ask, just in case, you know?

[pilot05]

I don't think it's too strange, given the people I have met here. I am from a colony, A0206 in the L5 cluster, which is near the earth. My family was exiled there many years ago, so that is where I was born, but I live on Earth now, in a place called Brussels.