suitandshades: (25)

[personal profile] suitandshades 2023-04-05 11:35 am (UTC)(link)
1: And somehow I feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.

2: Run that by me again? You're 'so horny that you're legitimately concerned for my safety when you see me tonight'?

3: You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.

4: That sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat!

5: Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
pilot05: (Hmmmm)

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[personal profile] pilot05 2023-05-11 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Sir, I am a law enforcement officer.
suitandshades: (25)

[personal profile] suitandshades 2023-05-11 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh shit. The fuzz.

heh relax, kid. That text wasn't for you.
pilot05: (Heckin big gun)

[personal profile] pilot05 2023-05-12 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
I'm in counterterrorism. As long as you're not dabbling in weapons or human trafficking I have no problems ignoring whatever you get up to.
silversoldier: (Stoic 5)

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[personal profile] silversoldier 2023-05-11 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I assume you meant to send this to Reno.
suitandshades: (19)

[personal profile] suitandshades 2023-05-11 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
It could go both ways.
silversoldier: (Bad News Bears 1)

[personal profile] silversoldier 2023-05-12 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
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[personal profile] silversoldier 2023-05-12 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I am?