1. Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
2. I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
3. I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
4. i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
5. In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez | Bleach | OTA
2. I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
3. I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
4. i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
5. In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.