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[personal profile] pilot05 2023-05-12 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Also happy birthday.
maxwellsdaemon: (not so chilled)

[personal profile] maxwellsdaemon 2023-05-15 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Wufei... I love you... but even I dont mess with explosives when drunk!

No happy birthday! Give me cake and sex, not a singed kitchen!
pilot05: (Hmmmm)

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[personal profile] pilot05 2023-05-19 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
That's because you're smart all the time and I'm only smart when it doesn't matter.
pilot05: (Heckin big gun)

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[personal profile] pilot05 2023-05-19 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Unrelated, but do we have a fire extinguisher?
maxwellsdaemon: (Creeped out)

[personal profile] maxwellsdaemon 2023-05-24 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
I think I want a divorce.
pilot05: (Hmmmm)

[personal profile] pilot05 2023-05-24 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
We're not even married yet. I still have to make you a ring. How do you feel about rubber gaskets?
maxwellsdaemon: (le huh)

[personal profile] maxwellsdaemon 2023-05-24 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
then hurry up and marry me so i can serve you your divorce papers. i want half of everythin. you can have the kitchen.
pilot05: (Hmmmm)

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[personal profile] pilot05 2023-05-24 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
My people do not believe in divorce, but if you wish to be rid of me, I will simply leave and you can have everything but my sword.
pilot05: (Default)

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[personal profile] pilot05 2023-05-24 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
I will also clean and repair the kitchen for you.
maxwellsdaemon: (bored now)

[personal profile] maxwellsdaemon 2023-05-24 09:43 am (UTC)(link)
wait what? i don't wanna fucking be rid of you, asshole! i was joking! joking, yanno?
pilot05: (Smile)

[personal profile] pilot05 2023-05-25 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
I was attempting to play along. The kitchen is fine, by the way. Come see it for yourself.
maxwellsdaemon: (Peace)

[personal profile] maxwellsdaemon 2023-05-27 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
you're way to fucking good at that. i trust you, wufei