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Also happy birthday.

Wufei... I love you... but even I dont mess with explosives when drunk!

No happy birthday! Give me cake and sex, not a singed kitchen!

That's because you're smart all the time and I'm only smart when it doesn't matter.

Unrelated, but do we have a fire extinguisher?

I think I want a divorce.

We're not even married yet. I still have to make you a ring. How do you feel about rubber gaskets?

then hurry up and marry me so i can serve you your divorce papers. i want half of everythin. you can have the kitchen.

My people do not believe in divorce, but if you wish to be rid of me, I will simply leave and you can have everything but my sword.

I will also clean and repair the kitchen for you.

wait what? i don't wanna fucking be rid of you, asshole! i was joking! joking, yanno?

I was attempting to play along. The kitchen is fine, by the way. Come see it for yourself.

you're way to fucking good at that. i trust you, wufei